How do you eat an elephant?

1.D.2.8: How do you eat an elephant?

A.
Gently poached with spring potatoes in a demi glace

B.
One bite at a time

C.
Minced with scallions

D.
Dipped in a light beer batter and deep fat fried

E.
Grilled with a jamaican rub and sauteed mushrooms